epitaph_helba: (bewbs)
2009-10-01 01:22 pm

Document #19

[Helba is stalking people today.

If your body language is blatantly suspicious, don't doubt for a second that she's watching.  And those of you known to be trouble-makers are getting followed and watched subtly, as well.

Some of you may notice her obviously following.  Most of you will get that creepy sensation of being watched, and may notice Helba simply passing by or speaking with the paintings about simple gossip.

Even staff are not excluded.

Have fun with that~]
epitaph_helba: (who can say?)
2009-09-27 06:31 pm

Document #18

Oh, you kids look like you're having a blast with your parents.  How lucky!

There should be a bring-your-child-to-work day for the staff, that would be quite enjoyable.
epitaph_helba: (hmmhmm)
2009-07-23 02:51 pm

Document #17

Goodness!

Finally, I get summer break.  They're going to work me to the bone.


So how are my cute little students doing this summer?
epitaph_helba: (ohne mask)
2009-06-10 01:10 pm

Document #16

Mmm, I love multicultural events like this.

And thank goodness for summer - I thought I'd never surface from so much paperwork. I barely have anything else to do work-wise.


((She's kinda bluffing for the work thing, there's ALWAYS work to be done. But she's declaring herself a break, pfft, because she's awesome like that. As for her cultural outfit, which I'm probably a tad late for, she's dressed up in a celtic dress. No mask. You've seen her face plenty of times by now, it doesn't even matter.))
epitaph_helba: (ohne mask)
2009-05-30 10:56 am

Document #15

...Hmm.  As much as I miss this castle, I shouldn't be here.  I'm not going to uncover what I'm looking for here, anyway.

I should probably contact the boys... that pig-headed husband of mine will throw a fit if I'm not home when I said I would be.



AU HISTORY )
epitaph_helba: (anger)
2009-05-17 01:12 am

Document #14

Of all of the castle's playful tricks, this is by far my least favorite.

This complicates my organization process quite greatly.

Not to mention that I dislike writing with my hands for my work documents.  It is significantly tiring to fill out those complicated papers by hand.  Perhaps I shall simply write with my opposite hand in order to keep my original handwriting discreet.

I suppose I'll have to simply take notes until the castle has had its fun.


((Wow, an event that actually irritates Helba.  Weird.  Strikes are unhackable, and her handwriting's a little strange but not quite sloppy because she used her wrong hand.))
epitaph_helba: (who can say?)
2009-05-15 05:52 am

Document #13

Oh my.

Remind me not to go into an interrogation with an obviously violent criminal without having some backup~ ♥

That wasn't pleasant at all. :)

Good to know I'll be able to force my soul to stay on earth in order to keep working, though.  You kiddies can't get rid of me so easily. :) ~♥

Hmm... but it feels stagnant here now.  Maybe I'll get into some harmless mischief once I finish my report... :)

((Helba's back to normal after being a ghost.  And as always, she's way too casual for the crap she went through.  Feel free to mention so.  And her strike is intentionally hackable, because she's awesome like that.))
epitaph_helba: (who can say?)
2009-05-07 02:40 pm

Document #&039s; : Vocal Record

...Hmm, strange, I don't recall relocating myself to Hogwarts.

...I wonder how many of those cute students from before are here?

Although, after so long, it'll probably be their children. :)



((So yeah.  Helba's a ghost, too.  But I'd say that she still works even after she dies.  She's dedicated like that.  But she's lived a pretty full life regardless, it seems!  Feel free to ask about it.))
epitaph_helba: (Default)
2009-04-24 11:18 pm

Document #12

I'm proud of you, students, for most of you behaving very rationally.

And I simply had to laugh sadly at the number of you that had to be knocked unconscious for foolhardiness.  Ah, the springtime of youth...

[[Private to Staff]]

I am impressed by the quick reaction time and wonderfully orderly response to this attack, however, I think precautionary measures may need to be improved as far as warning systems?

[[Private to Ministry Members]]

I trust most of you have read the news.  There is a chance that this attack is related to the Death Eaters. 

I have informants outside of Hogwarts looking into this.  I would like to discuss what our course of action might be, should we indeed locate a Death Eater.

[[//Private]]

((To the students, icon is the 'shh' expression, and mood is 'relieved'.))
epitaph_helba: (Bewbs)
2009-04-23 08:04 pm

Document #11

If you have reports of any stragglers, send them to me, and I shall retrieve them.

The dragon handlers are here, and the dragons will soon be gone.  Remain calm.



((Helba's been hastily protecting the students, and it'd be cool for her to have helped a few students.  Unfortunately, I did not do enough planning, so I have no concrete 'rescues' done. :/ If you'd like her to have helped your students, that'd be awesome.))

epitaph_helba: (Bewbs)
2009-03-29 11:31 am

Document #10

The incident with Professor Jade Curtiss has been documented and, after speaking to him briefly, attributed to a number of Acromantula assaulting him within the depths of the forest.

Though it hardly bears repeating yet again, I will say it regardless.  Wandering into the forest will be met with severe punishment.  If you are lucky, the punishment will come from Hogwarts and not the forest itself.

Private to Staff and Ministry )

Private to Ravenclaws )

Private to Crane )

Private to Zero )

Private to Stein )

((Helba's got a loooot to talk about.  And look, she looooves her children.  She spends most of her time in Ravenclaw dorms or in her office, but she went to visit Stein and Jade a couple of times.  If your character ran into her, even briefly, she smells rather strongly (but pleasantly) of vanilla perfume.  It's definitely strong enough to be noticable, if you want to ask her why she's suddenly wearing it))
epitaph_helba: (who can say?)
2009-03-19 10:15 am

Document #9

Hmmhmm, you children are remarkably well behaved lately.  Perhaps I'll think of a reward. :)


[[Private to Stein]]

Are you feeling quite alright, Professor?  I was concerned.

[[//Private]]


((If you peeked into Helba's office last night, you might have noticed her making a potion.  She's making more stock for her good friend Stein, in case he goes loony again.  But don't be fooled - she's always watching you ravenclaws.  ALWAYS.  Because no one touches her cute little childrens.))

epitaph_helba: (Default)
2009-03-02 03:12 pm

Document #8

[[Location: Ravenclaw Common Room]]

Helba is quietly sitting on a chair in the corner of the Ravenclaw Common room, holding a clipboard in her lap while the quill writes on its own.  She seems to be lifting her head to look around at the students, but it's hard to tell with her eyes covered the way they are.  Her paper is being written in German, to keep a majority of the students in the dark.




((Like Link, Helba's got a job to do.  Feel free to ask her questions.))

epitaph_helba: (Default)
2009-02-17 04:41 pm

Document #7

So it seems we have all five members ready and at their posts.

[[Private - Unhackable]]

My assigned house is Ravenclaw... I suppose it's time to compose a list of those I need to start looking into.

I suppose the first thing to do is to read my current information and decide who is most suspicious...

A number of those on my list are vampires or werewolves.  Interesting.

[[//Private]]


((Derp short post is short.  But just making sure she lives.  And be known.  She IS watching you and if your stuff is even REMOTELY hackable she can read it. 8D))

epitaph_helba: (Bewbs)
2009-02-07 11:38 am

Document #6

 Hmmhmm, how unfortunate for all whose journals were infected.  I would have stopped writing the moment I noticed something awry.

Ah, yes, Hogsmead.  I should be going.

[[Filtered to Ministry Members]]

I will be going to Hogsmead to contact a few of my informants.  I request that you all maintain watch of my mail for the day, as I am expecting to receive mail at some point on saturday.

[[/filtered]]


((Remember that doodle I made in the crack comm?  Of Helba in normal clothes?  Yeh.  She's leaving her office like that to go on a "date" with Stein contact the contact of the contact of her informant.))
epitaph_helba: (hmmhmm)
2009-01-28 11:26 pm

Document #5

Ah, Professor Stein.  I did very much enjoy our coffee together.  It was rather refreshing.  You have such... fascinating subjects to discuss.


[[Filtered to Ministry members]]
Well, it seems we have all five members assigned and sent here.  How delightful.  My records are not open for you to simply take information, but I will supply it if you provide me with proper reasoning and purpose.  Likewise, I will require a weekly report dictating your areas and any critical progression.  Are there any objections?

[[/Filtered]]
epitaph_helba: (Bewbs)
2009-01-24 01:43 am
Entry tags:

Document #4

Hmmhmm, after doing a bit of investigating, I have come to notice a pattern in the transformations.

Unfortunately, I am still unable to determine the source.  But the pattern is... fascinating.

With disregard to those who have turned into beasts fully, the only ones who have the cat ears and tail... are virgins.

Not to say that those who turned into animals are not virgins - don't make that assumption.

Hmmhmmhmm, I suppose the castle is rewarding her faithful students.


((Yuuuuup.  Helba decided to break it to everyone.  Also, it should be noted that Helba is still a veela, so straight guys and lesbians should have some trouble making idle conversation. ;D))

epitaph_helba: (who can say?)
2009-01-23 02:20 pm

Document #3

...Oh my.  It seems that I myself have been affected, though fortunately to a milder degree, as I have only been turned into a Veela.

Hmm.  Interesting.  I will be attempting to look into the source of the transformation so that I might be able to intercept and revert anyone who turns into anything exceedingly dangerous.

I'll be collecting any clues I can.  Be patient, children.  I'm sure the effects will wear off as per usual.


((Whether or not Helba actually helps is... debatable.  But she needs to interact more and I figure this is a good opportunity. xD))

epitaph_helba: (facing away)
2009-01-16 01:45 pm

Document #2

A number of you have interesting histories.  And a good number amongst these aforementioned students have raised the concern that I would disclose your information without your consent.  I can assure you that any information regarding one's private life is exclusive to you unless it regards the Death Eaters or provides us clues as to who might be one.  If you have any information that you would like to submit exclusively to me, simply write my name under a heavily written strike, and I will be able to read your message.

That aside, it appears that Hogwarts' reputation for the strange and unusual seems to be upheld yet again.  Though from what I can gather it seems to be due to the activities of the House Elves.

What cute, mischievous creatures.
epitaph_helba: (shh)
2009-01-14 08:01 pm
Entry tags:

Document #1

Greetings, students and staff of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.  I am Helba of the Ministry of Magic.

My job will be to observe and investigate within Hogwarts anything that seems relevant to the attacks of the Death Eaters.

As it is rude to simply ignore the opportunity to introduce myself, I will greet you through this journal system in place of meeting every one in person.

If you collect any suspicious or helpful information regarding my goals, you may alert me by leaving me a notice within the mailbox outside of my office or by leaving me a note within the journal system.  If you write my name under a strike, I will be able to read it.

Do not feel pressured to behave any differently with my observation on you.  I have no intention to interfere with mundane affairs.  Merely observation.